The Rolling Stones have today announced that they will deliver the keynote presentation at memoQfest 2013.
The entire band turned up at Kilgray’s Budapest office to announce the keynote.
“We always wanted to play memoQ, maaan” said Rolling Stones guitarist, Keith Richards. “We almost got there in the 60’s. It’s just great it is finally going to happen.” There was then a pause when fellow Rolling Stone, Sir Michael Philip Jagger (69), reminded Mr Richards that the reason why they did not ‘play memoQ in the 60’s’ was because they guys who founded memoQ were not born then. “Oh yeah! Whatever” said Mr Richards as he lit a cigarette and smiled at 667 photographers who were taking pictures of him.
Ronnie Wood(65), Keith Richards(69), Istvan Lengyel(young), Sir Michael Philip Jager(69) and Charlie Watts(71)
The Rolling Stones dismissed that the rumour that they had agreed to play the infamous K-International bar-b-q in London this summer in order to get Richard Brooks to allow the band to take his place as keynote.
“Don’t be ridiculous, maaan,” said Mr Richards (69). “We’re playing Glastonbury this year and that’s enough rain for the whole year. We’re planning to send Ronnie out playing golf with the Brooks dude. That should shut him up.”
The band then declined to comment on the set they intended playing. However drummer, Charlie Watts (71) did say they would include a little less raucous music so as to accommodate the young people.
